How Does He Know?

Is the NSA using a new surveillance technology?


Researchers at the University of Minnesota recently documented that ultra-low frequency listening devices have been monitoring communications and other activities around the world for decades. Located at the North Pole, these sensors appear to be focused on moral activities. In other words, they know when we’ve been bad or good.

It’s been rumored that the principal architect of this technology perfected it while working at the U of M’s sleep deprivation lab. That makes sense. Some think he has recruited a number of junior researchers who become sleep deprived every year wrapping billions of presents. If that’s the case, he’d better know when they are sleeping or when they’re awake. Security is important.

Experienced intelligence professionals know that it’s not enough to track emails and browser histories. In past years, people have reported clandestine on-site visits. Sometimes Christmas cookies go missing, while mysterious packages are delivered inside their homes.

If the NSA is behind this, it’s the blackest op they’ve ever done. No wonder we’re all dreaming of a “White Christmas.”

Merry Christmas everyone!

Douglas R. Tengdin, CFA
Chief Investment Officer
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Mr. Tengdin is the Chief Investment Officer at Charter Trust Company and author of “The Global Market Update”. The audio version of each post can be heard on radio stations throughout New England every weekday. Mr. Tengdin graduated from Dartmouth College, Magna Cum Laude. He received his Master of Arts from Trinity Divinity School, Magna Cum Laude and received his Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) designation in 1992. Mr. Tengdin has been managing investment portfolios for over 30 years, working for Bank of Boston, State Street Global Advisors, Citibank – Tunisia, and Banknorth Group. Throughout his career, Mr. Tengdin has emphasized helping clients manage their financial risks in difficult environments where they can profit from investing in diverse assets in diverse settings. - Leave a comment if you have any questions—I read them all! - And Follow me on Twitter @GlobalMarketUpd

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